
Happy New Year! I wish you all the best for the coming year, and
hope that you had a wonderful 2010, and will have an even better
2011. I want to thank each and every one of you for stopping by
this neck of the woods, I truly appreciate it. I know it's been a
bit of a slow start for manusmade, but I have big plans for 2011
and I would love to have you all there with me as they come to
fruition.
It seems slightly silly to be posting pictures of Christmas
trees right now, a week into January. You've probably all seen your
share of them this holiday season. Mind you, tomorrow is
only the twelfth day of Christmas, so it's still technically
the holidays! I plan to have my real tree up for as long as
possible - I always miss the lights when I take it down!
I'm here today to tell you about the christmas tree of
death. Or at least the very very merry painful tree. I'm not
talking about the cute pipe cleaner ones, or even the cuddly fabric
(linen!) embroidered one. Not even the
white-as-angel-snow-peppermint tree. I'm talking about that other
one - the beastly deadly gumdrop one. Just look at it, you can tell
from here how nasty it is. It's like one of the those cute plants
that looks ok from afar, but as soon as you get close enough,
the flower turns into some man-eating snapping head and its
teeth shut down on your jugular and you end up lying on the floor
in a plant-induced coma just because you were dumb enough to
want to smell the roses.
Yes, I put that sweet little gumdrop tree in the same
genre as the man-eating roses.
I put it out on the buffet in our living room, but I give it
lots of space. I give it the respect and admiration it deserves.
You see, this tree gave me a blister about 1 inch big on my hand.
Well, I guess it wasn't really the gumdrop tree so much as the glue
gun I was wielding to attach the gumdrops to the styrofoam cone
underneath. I was just sitting on the floor of my livingroom,
surrounded by bags of candy and styrofoam cones (ooh! edible
Christmas Madonna bustiers next year!), singing along at
top volume with Wham(!) to that song that only has one or two lines
of lyrics (last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and you threw it
away....), and trying to keep the dog from sucking peppermints up
his nose, when... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I put glue on a
gumdrop, it got bottom heavy, and dropped onto my hand (on the
bendy part between my palm and my pinky), and STUCK there! I
started at it in silent pain for about 5 seconds (which is a really
long time in silent pain time), dropped the gun, unstuck
myself from the gumdrop and ran to the sink to pour water on
the painful area. Wrong! When you pour cold water on hot glue that
is still stuck to you - it SOLIDIFIES, people, thereby making it
harder to peel off. I took one big breath, peeled off the now hard
glue and kept my hand under water for about 30 mintues. Ow ow ow. I
then one-handedly finished the tree without further distress. My
hand was fine in a few days, and the tree looks cute if I do say so
myself.
But yes, I still give it a lot of respect. And I haven't used a
glue gun since.